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fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
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HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
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Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
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I will go most anywhere to find where I belong.
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sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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221B Baker Street
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Because I’m revising at my boyfriends house and looking forward to getting to eat these with him later on tonight!
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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