casteilnovak: whatslifewithoutfandoms: DOES THIS SOUND AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR HEAD oh look now it’s normal sarcastic LOUD incredibly sarcastic
draconisblog: tumbledore-: The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun. At first I was all: Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard. But then I was all like: GENIUS! PURE...
definitivelysarah: fishfornoreason: definitivelysarah: One time, my US History teacher called us all together in class and said she had to confront us about a note she found in a desk yesterday. She started reading it. It was a breakup letter. A tragic, dramatic breakup letter. That ended with So, Great Britain, we’ll see you around. From, The United States of America. I have never been...
ishimaruu: if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
leonardsmccoy: she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
bilbo10nantjubes: I want to sleep with you. No, I do not mean sex. I mean sleep. Together. Under the blankets. In your bed. While you’re laying on my arm with my other hand on your tummy. With the window cracked, so it’s chilly and we have to cuddle closer. No talking, just the muffled cries that you let slowly seep away from your blood gurgling mouth as I slit your throat and sacrifice your...
kauvera: supernatural-aka-tearsandgay: wiener-cest: demeaniac: STOP SCROLLING straighten your back, mate NOW GO ON woah thanks i really needed that today tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever...
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
I had a lot of very blue nail varnish on my finger nails and now they’re slightly stained blue. I’m gonna leave them a bit before painting them again, so they can get some air.
castielisamonkeyslut: eridanschoicehalf: mathmaticalkrillbits: ukeking: puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato What if it makes you a hot potato you’d get passed around from person to person with everyone hoping they don’t get stuck with you that’s actually so accurate i’m going to cry
Think I have the first question of my exam down. Now to start looking at the second one.
Drinking team, reading poetry, and preparing for my English Literature exam next week. Could not feel more British right now.
randomobsession: littlewhitesnowowl: sassygaydraco: if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me i will say it 30 seconds before them
epicredvines: youwillseejusthowcooliam: Managed to cut both my thumbs whilst shaving my legs….? Turn the razor around next time.
girlwhowasonfire: I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
Managed to cut both my thumbs whilst shaving my legs….?
that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
puppetcams: The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
matzoballer: your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi