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today a girl in my class asked me if australia is a country
i dont think you guys understand
i live in australia
“ So, we’ve managed to eliminate all enemy ships, no one on board was injured, and the successful rescue of the Kobayashi Maru crew is under way. Anything else? ”
Stephen King being Stephen King
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
Oh Romeo, No Romeo, it should have been Mercutio
William Shakespeare in a recent interview With Us Weekly (via the-navel-treatment)
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
girls are fucking badass.
My awesome top hasn’t arrived and I wanted to wear it to work today! Sad times.
what doesn’t kill you doesn’t kill you
Arc Reactor Ring by Art & Gems
Tarnish resistant Sterling Silver set with Blue Topaz round and custom tapered baguettes. The band has a tapered notched design inspired by the design on the Iron Man suit.
Prices start at $660
Also known as Dean Thomas from Gryffindor.
Also known as dAMN SON
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