i woke up last night and saw the ghost of gloria gaynor at the end of my bed first I was afraid then i was petrified
NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME
PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE CAN BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT
LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN
THEY’VE GOT A KICKASS FACIAL HORN
THEY ARE THE JEDI OF THE SEA
THEY’LL STOP CTHULHU EATING YE
This speaks to me
im pretty certain due to the extremely conservative nature of Mormons, they dont condone this message
The regular girl couldn’t make it, so I’m here.
miss claudette has a special place in my heart.
miss claudette over everything
I miss her on the show. She was awesome.
Forest of Dean. I came here once with Mum and Dad. That was years ago. It’s just how I remember it. The trees, the river, everything. Like nothing’s changed… Not true of course, everything’s changed. If I brought them back here now, they’d probably not recognize any of it. Not the trees, not the river… not even me.
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
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