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the only valentines present i will accept
Make it all hunnids & fiddys doe
send one of these to your crush and i guarantee they will maybe read it. i recommend using the sulu one to show your dedication
This will literally make your day
Today’s obsession is Pug gifs.
IM SO FUCKING DONE
It took him a second to realize
This came to me like lightning outta the blue
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If you ever start to feel like a third wheel, stop. You are not a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your noble training wheels.
These things happened in the 80’s you know.
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
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