#beginning of every supernatural episode
people act like sirius would be the best god father ever, but let’s be real.
he’s the type of person to show up at the restaurant where james and lily were trying to have a date, and give them harry like “i cannot care for this child, its cries are far too loud for my sensitive ears” and then walk out.
y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love
This is the most important thing I have ever read.
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real talk tangled is better than frozen
english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity
everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do
that’s it. that’s the movie.
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
now that i’m older than college age i’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth
petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor
petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)
reblogging because this is the best idea ever
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
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That awkward moment when you think someone is about to die, but then they get mauled by love
this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen
dude that lion was hella excited like wow and he kept his claws in he knew he didnt wanna hurt lil human with the grip like that is astoundingly unbelievable
Revenge is rare, but sweet.
You can literally see the dog laughing
"This wasn’t the plan."
Appropriate response to everything Peeta Mellark does in the entire series.
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