My girlfriend just got OWNED
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Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks
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IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO OR THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE OR HOW YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR OR WHAT YOU WEAR OR THE WAY YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS THEN FUCKING DROP THEM LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY ARE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST GODDAMN SONG THEY’VE EVER HEARD AND OFFERS TO MAKE YOUR COFFEE FOR YOU AND THINKS YOU DRESS LIKE ART
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You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.
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What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.
'girls don't have to clear their internet history'
let me explain you a thing
of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window
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a very real world reaction to the superhero concept
when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me
Falling in love is very real, but I used to shake my head when people talked about soul mates, poor deluded individuals grasping at some supernatural ideal not intended for mortals but sounded pretty in a poetry book. Then, we met, and everything changed, the cynic has become the converted, the sceptic, an ardent zealot.
My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.
“Pew pew pew” -church interior designer
Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [2/4] inspired by x
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